Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don’t.
Almond Joy’s got nuts.
And so does today’s film.
31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 20: Freddy’s Dead – The Final Nightmare
Acting is bad (Rosanne and Tom Arnold??!?!), direction is typical Hollywood over-produced nonsense. Actions of the characters make little sense. Sets are so obviously Backlot looking. Typical characterizations (angry rebellious older teen girl, carefree smoking long haired young boy teen, rebel without a cause could care less teen boy,). Not a scary moment in the film. Instead, we are treated to a boy being nearly suffocated by a map that is way too large! We get “homages?” to Wizard of Oz, with Freddy being the wicked witch. We get the typical crazy teacher in the ghost town who teaches an empty class, as all the children are missing.
House is abandoned and boarded up, but it has porch light on, and all the lights in the house are conveniently on. Freddy resembles NOTHING of the character in the other films, and is strictly a cartoony character this time. Freddy “toys” with victim (“fingers on chalkboard for deaf kid”, “pin drops”, “noise till head explodes”.)
“K. Krueger? That could be anything from Kevin to Kyle” is the tripe we have to listen to. “Thanks for lending me an ear”.