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31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 20: Freddy’s Dead – The Final Nightmare

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 20: Freddy’s Dead – The Final Nightmare

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

Sometimes you don’t.

Almond Joy’s got nuts.

And so does today’s film.

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 20: Freddy’s Dead – The Final Nightmare

freddys_dead_ver2_xlgDirector: Rachel Talalay
Year: 1991
Cast: Robert Englund, Lisa Zane, Shon Greenblatt
Language: English
Country: USA
Specs: 105 mins. / Color / OAR 1.85.1 / MPAA Rating: R
Rating: ★★ / D

Acting is bad (Rosanne and Tom Arnold??!?!), direction is typical Hollywood over-produced nonsense.  Actions of the characters make little sense.  Sets are so obviously Backlot looking.  Typical characterizations (angry rebellious older teen girl, carefree smoking long haired young boy teen, rebel without a cause could care less teen boy,).  Not a scary moment in the film.  Instead, we are treated to a boy being nearly suffocated by a map that is way too large!  We get “homages?” to Wizard of Oz, with Freddy being the wicked witch.  We get the typical crazy teacher in the ghost town who teaches an empty class, as all the children are missing.

House is abandoned and boarded up, but it has porch light on, and all the lights in the house are conveniently on.  Freddy resembles NOTHING of the character in the other films, and is strictly a cartoony character this time.  Freddy “toys” with victim (“fingers on chalkboard for deaf kid”, “pin drops”, “noise till head explodes”.)

“K. Krueger?  That could be anything from Kevin to Kyle” is the tripe we have to listen to.  “Thanks for lending me an ear”.

 
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Posted by on October 20, 2013 in Movies

 

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31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 19: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 – The Dream Child

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 19: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 – The Dream Child

I love posters that are not photoshopped poses.  Many times, with the painted poster, or the artistic poster that truly was created by a person with talent, a person will talk about the image of the one-sheet many years after they’ve seen the film (or haven’t seen, as it were).

Some iconic posters over the years have been any poster from Saul Bass, Drew Struzan, Boris Vallejo, Richard Amsel, Bill Gold, and Anthony Goldschmidt.  The poster alone from any of these maestro’s would sell tickets to a movie, regardless the pic.

Sometimes it would be as great as the film.  Sometimes….the only good thing about the film.

Today is just one of those instances…

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 19: A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 – The Dream Child

nightmare_on_elm_street_fiveDirector: Stephen Hopkins
Year: 1989
Cast: Robert Englund, Lisa Wilcox, Kelly Jo Minter
Language: English
Country: USA
Specs: 89 mins. / Color / OAR 1.85.1 / MPAA Rating: R
Rating: ★★ / D

Freddy, in attempt to finally destroy Alice, begins to haunt her through the dreams of her unborn child, whom he hopes of possess, allowing for him to be reborn into the world.

What a mess.  The story makes little sense this time around.  Pointless elements that haven’t any justification, laughable makeup and special effects, zero scares, and the most inane one liners delivered from Freddy hitherto.  I actually think every sentence spoken from Freddy is a very UNFUNNY one liner.

Whereas the first and third film in this franchise had a reason, this iteration has no reason whatsoever why Freddy hunts and kills his victims.  The sound effects are completely amateurish sounding.  The film feels like a rejected “Puppet Master” film retooled to be a Freddy pic instead.

Nightmare 5 FoodyTo close it off, the end credits song is perhaps one of the worst songs ever to appear in a film.  Were they serious???

 
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Posted by on October 20, 2013 in Movies

 

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31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 13: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 – The Dream Master

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 13: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 – The Dream Master

Every once in a while, it’s nice to return to a storied franchise to revisit characters you connected with in prior entries.  You enjoy the charisma that a certain actor or actress brought to a character, and hope that the filmmakers are able to catch lightning in a bottle, once again.

Sometimes, it doesn’t quite work that way.

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 13: A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 – The Dream Master

nightmare_on_elm_street_four_xlgDirector: Renny Harlin
Year: 1988
Cast: Robert Englund, Rodney Eastman, Lisa Wilcox, Tuesday Knight
Country: United States
Specs: 93 mins. / Color / OAR 1.85.1 / MPAA Rating: R
Rating: ★★★ / C-

Freddy returns to torment the remaining survivors of The Dream Warriors, in hopes to eradicate them from ever having a chance to destroy him, once and for all.

For starters, the return of surviving characters from part 3, yet with the lead being recast from the perfect Patricia Arquette, is a drastic mistake.  Tuesday Knight’s portrayal of Kristen Parker simply lacks any charisma, and fails to explore any added dimensions.

The return of gratuitous and formulaic elements that are all too common in many slasher films are here, as is the absolutely groaning one liners from Freddy.  The fact that the bones of Freddy come back together by way of a dogs urine is reminiscent of the more ludicrous Friday the 13th sequels.

As with other entries in this franchise, they also forgo the continuity of the original and instead invent their own.  In the original, when Freddy kills someone, the effects are seen in their reality.  Not here.  Also, Freddy resorts to comical ways to kill people, instead of the straight finger blades in the original.

The acting is about as ham-fisted as they come.  The plot is rather predictable (the set up of the karate lesson in the beginning of the flick).  There is zero suspense nor frights.  Freddy is a laughable goof.  The dialogues from Freddy are unneeded.  The actions are just plain dumb (as Kristen burns in a bed of flames, everyone just sits and watches, instead of putting out the fire to prevent the house from burning down, let alone save a badly burned girl).

 
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Posted by on October 14, 2013 in Movies

 

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31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 6: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 – Freddy’s Revenge

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 6: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 – Freddy’s Revenge

More Freddy is coming your way, in this second installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street films (originals, of course).  How did he survive the last film?  What will he do to Nancy now that he is back?  How will the people who survived his brutality from the first film react to his return?  Surely, the filmmakers knew that viewers to this sequel would be chomping at the bits to have such answers addressed.

Thankfully, I had time to view all the films in their entirety not too far back, and now, as part of this series on films to be “enjoyed” during this Halloween season, I give to you:

31 Days of Films and Frights – Day 6: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 – Freddy’s Revenge

nightmare_on_elm_street_twoDirector: Jack Sholder
Year: 1985
Cast: Robert Englund, Mark Patton, Kim Myers
Country: United States
Specs: 87 mins. / Color / OAR 1.85.1 / MPAA Rating: R
Rating: ★★ / D

Returning serial killer Freddy Krueger begins to haunt the dreams of a young man, in an attempt to take control of his body, thus enabling Krueger to reenter the realm of reality, where he can continue his bloody murderous spree.

Not sure what they were thinking? This sequel entirely ignores the “rules” set up for us in the previous pic, and turns more into a confusing, plotless, haunted house flick.

In the original film that started the franchise off, Freddy wore a glove with knives on it. Here, while the glove does appear in scenes, the knives on are now coming directly out of his fingers, more akin to Wolverine, or Marvel comics fame. Also, there is zero instance of Freddy affecting the lives of the children of those who “killed” him through their dreams. Instead, he is able to enter the real world, possess people to the point of their transformation into him, and “haunt” the house of the original films heroine, Nancy.

The above would be forgivable were it cleverly written, or performed by actors with any life in their performances (sans Englund, natch). Sadly, neither of these aforementioned necessities are featured here. There is corny acting, inane decisions by characters, and little sense to be made in this silly entry in the series.

Just to point out a few of the problems, Jessy, after having killed (as Freddy) his best friend, runs to his girlfriend Lisa’s house for help. He stands there covered in blood, and she reacts as though nothing were wrong.

When Jessy transforms into Freddy in front of Lisa, and then disappears in a puff of fire and smoke, she decides to drive to the abandoned factory to find him (of course, there is NOTHING story-wise to explain why she would do this).

Not sure why they chose to go this route, but the only nightmares it gave me were the knowledge that I cannot get those precious 87 minutes back. Argh.

 
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Posted by on October 7, 2013 in Movies

 

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